Today, Ian (my hubby) and Jacob (my 3 year old) were looking at one of our wedding pictures. Here's how the conversation went...
Jacob: What's that daddy?
Ian: That's a picture of when mummy and daddy got married.
Jacob: Where's Jacob?
Ian: You're not there because that was before you were born.
Jacob: What's that mean?
Ian: (not knowing how to explain) Ummm...you were in Mummy's tummy.
Jacob: (long pause, thinking) Daddy? Why did Mummy eat me?
Hahahahahahahaha!!
Jacob: What's that daddy?
Ian: That's a picture of when mummy and daddy got married.
Jacob: Where's Jacob?
Ian: You're not there because that was before you were born.
Jacob: What's that mean?
Ian: (not knowing how to explain) Ummm...you were in Mummy's tummy.
Jacob: (long pause, thinking) Daddy? Why did Mummy eat me?
Hahahahahahahaha!!


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Hilarious! LMAO!
When I was feeding number three, I had one child each side 3 year old and two year old, two year old asked, 'Why is he eating your tummy?'...LOL.
You will have plenty more funny sayings, write them down, as its hard to remember everything later.